This isn't another AI portrait generator. And it definitely isn't cheap.
But if you want to give a gift that stops conversations—or create something worthy of your own wall—let me explain why 127 clients chose to invest $100 in 30 minutes with me.
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The Artist's Truth

Look, I spent 20 years building tech companies. I could be making more money consulting Fortune 500s right now. Instead, I'm here at 9 PM on a Tuesday, obsessing over the way light hits someone's cheekbone in a portrait.
Why? Because I've seen what happens when someone opens a gift that truly captures them. I've watched a grown man tear up when he saw how I portrayed his late father. I've seen a CEO hang my work in her boardroom because it finally showed her strength the way she feels it.
That's not something ChatGPT can do.
What You WON'T Get


- This isn't a 30-second miracle
- This isn't going to give you 47 variations to scroll through
- This isn't cheap (and honestly, if you're looking for cheap, keep scrolling)
- This definitely isn't for someone who thinks 'good enough' is good enough
If you tried ChatGPT and thought 'eh, close enough for a gift,' then respectfully, this isn't for you.
What You WILL Get
Here's what happens when you book a session:
- Before Our Call: You send me photos and tell me about the person—whether it's you or someone you're gifting. I need to know their story.
- During Our 30 Minutes: We work together, live. I show you 3-4 starting directions that capture their essence.
- After: I spend hours refining what we created together. Because art isn't a democracy—it needs an artist's final touch.








The Gift That Changes Everything
Last month, Maria booked a session for her husband's 50th. She said she'd tried other AI tools but 'they made him look like a stranger wearing his face.'
During our call, we found it—the angle that showed his quiet strength, the style that honored his Italian heritage, the expression that captured the man she fell in love with 25 years ago.
When he unwrapped it, he stared for a full minute. Then he said, 'This is how you see me?'
That's not just a gift. That's a mirror that shows someone their best self.

Why I Can't Stop

I have an MBA. I've built companies. I understand ROI better than most people.
But I also understand what it means to see yourself—really see yourself—in a way that honors who you are. Not just how your phone camera caught you on a random Tuesday, but how you exist in the world when you're at your most confident, most authentic, most you.
That's why I'm here, one portrait at a time, instead of in another boardroom.
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I'm so confident that I offer a 90% refund if you don't love your portrait. I'm not kidding.
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